Even though he is in Texas right now, you may remember him from Mid-Michigan, where he grew up, or from his stint working in Kirkland, Wa.
Here is his résumé in case you're interested. If you'd prefer a shorter-term commitment he's available for consulting work as well.
He previously wrote Flamingbuffalo.com - a formerly popular and now deceased weblog about nothing.
In 2014 he drove from Austin, Tx to Cooperstown, Ny and back - stopping at ballparks along the way. You can read all about it at tothehall.com.
His dog is cuter than your dog, sorry.
If you wanted to get ahold of him for anything you can email him at andrew at gaken.name.